We Ask Conservatives to Explain the Results of the Michigan Senate Primary
Consulting with our Wednesday-morning quarterbacks
👨🏻🦳: There is widespread opposition to Israel among educated and socially-conscious young people on college campuses, which can only be explained by radical anti-Semitism
🧑🏻: Young people are frivolous and unworldly and only hate Israel because TikTok keeps showing them all of the terrible things that the IDF is doing to Palestinian women and children but refuse to explain that it is a response to a terrorist attack that happened three years ago
👴🏽: The polls were predicting an El-Sayed blowout when in reality he just won by a couple of percentage points, so I guess those cocky leftists don’t know everything
👱: They were clearly seduced by Abdul El-Sayed’s matinee-idol good looks
👨🏻💼: Hasan Piker said America deserved 9/11 and Abdul campaigned with Hasan Piker and now Mike Rogers is running against Hasan Piker’s BFF and did I mention Hasan Piker
👷🏻♂️: It’s very trendy to support Hamas, which is my go-to shorthand for opposing Israel in any way, shape or form
👩🏻⚕️: Young people are either completely forgetting the lessons of the Holocaust or are remembering them a little more accurately than we’d like
👨🏻🦲: The Democrats have clearly fallen into our trap, as Michigan voters will surely be horrified by a candidate who has proposed radical ideas that are extremely popular with a majority of his Party’s base
👨🏻🦰: Our young people should remember the cautionary example of the Soviet Union and actively ignore the numerous examples of modern countries that have successfully nationalized healthcare for their citizens
👵🏻: Apparently, it’s no longer considered “woke” to send money to Israel no matter what they do
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